Best Gas Stations Quotes

48 Gas Stations quotes by 47 unique authors

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed… — Bill Cosby
I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week, if I'm lucky. — Jane Fonda
I know quickly whether a guy is boyfriend material. If I can have a good time doing absolutely nothing with him, then that's boyfriend material… — Alyson Hannigan
At the end of drama school, I made a contract with myself: I'd try acting for five years. I was 26. I had already spent… — Hugh Jackman
I go to church every Sunday, which is like going to the gas station once a week and really, really filling up. — Anne Lamott
The realities are that, you know, as a black man, you know, Barack can get shot going to the gas station, you know. — Michelle Obama
I had three jobs my junior and senior year of high school. I worked for the gas station and worked for a pizza place. — Curt Schilling
To Wall Street, a firm like BP isn't just a profitable energy company with lots of assets like oil rigs and pipelines and gas stations… — Matt Taibbi
I feel like we have to keep our eyes on the road. Being nostalgic is like taking an offramp and getting a sandwich - and… — Eddie Vedder
Librarian is a service occupation. Gas station attendant of the mind. — Richard Powers
His name was Rambo, and he was just some nothing kid for all anybody knew, standing by the pump of a gas station at the… — David Morrell
You don't necessarily have to write to be a poet. Some people work in gas stations and they're poets. I don't call myself a poet,… — Bob Dylan
I am a greaser. I am a JD and a hood. I blacken the name of our fair city. I beat up people. I rob… — S E Hinton
Psycho? The woman's senile. We had to stop at about thirty gas stations on the way over here. Finally I got tired of getting out… — John Kennedy Toole
Half-drunk on well-creamed gas station coffee and the exhilarating loneliness of a freeway in nighttime... — John Green
Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don’t want to run out of gas on your trip, but you’re not doing a tour… — Tim O'Reilly
Restrooms at gas stations were an unpleasant and shocking surprise; I had never considered the serious drawbacks of such lazily-cleaned rooms. I was completely unable… — Rachel Caine
The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man… — Hunter S. Thompson
I turned and looked into the gas station, where Wes was now paying, as the man who'd driven us looked on. "That's too bad," I… — Sarah Dessen
Look forward to the wonderment of growing up, raising a family and driving by the gas station where the popular kids now work. — Tim Dorsey
Where did she come from, and where can I find one?" "Picked this one up at a gas station in West Virginia, bargain price. Last… — Alexandra Bracken
Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. — William D Tammeus
A city has values as well as slums, excitement as well as conflict a personality that has not yet been obliterated by its highways and… — Charles Abrams

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