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• Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle. — Woody Allen
• Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw back my head and gargle. Just gargle and… — Jack Handey
• There are souls beneath that water. Fixed in slimethey speak their piece, end it, and start again:'Sullen were we in the air… — Dante Alighieri
• There's loads of things you can do to make things easy for your throat, you can drink a bit of lemon and… — Cliff Richard
• The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle… — Douglas Adams
• Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle. — Robert Anthony
• Education is fountain of knowledge.Some drink, some sip, some just gargle. — Kishore Bansal
• Pop bottles, take one of them hoes and tell em follow, Where the hell the waitress, tell her bring another bottle, Poured… — Travis Porter
• If u listen verrrry closely to haters & critics,, u'll hear the death gargle of a non achiever — Rev Run
• Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. — Ritu Ghatourey
• Blowjobs: Any girl can swallow but it takes a special kind of lady to gargle. — Nikhil Saluja

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