Furniture Polish Quotes
- Authors of light pieces have, nobody knows why, a genius for getting into minor difficulties: they walk into the wrong apartments, they drink furniture polish… — James Thurber
- Ever come home and found your room messed up? Like some helpful person (hi, Mom) has tried to "clean" it, and suddenly you can't find… — Rick Riordan
- The citric acid in lemon juice makes it perfect for bleaching, disinfecting and cutting through grease. And olive oil is a great alternative to furniture… — Sheherazade Goldsmith
- We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons. — Alfred Newman