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- If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its… — Dave Barry
- Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work. — Al Capp
- If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. — Woody Allen
- Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy. — Huey Long
- No one's dream job involves a kiosk. — Damien Fahey
- Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring those who… — Daniel Handler
- You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces… — Craig Ferguson
- A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked. — Jay London