Funny Story Quotes

22 Funny Story quotes by 20 unique authors

This is a funny story. We'd asked the guards every day for cappuccino. You know, just as a joke. And they'd come in with their… — Martha Stewart
I just heard a very funny story about somebody who died yesterday, I'm sorry to say so but it was so absurd that you can't… — Sophie Marceau
Kyria Abrahams, former teen bride of a doomsday cult and seeker of salvation in slam poetry, tells the terribly funny story of her improbable life… — Unknown Author
I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600's.… — Marion Barry
Kids enjoy laughing and are seldom bored when they find something funny. They also ask questions, often to adults, because they understand that the more… — Brian P. Cleary
I found that I could write two kinds of short stories: I could write very absurd, kind of surrealistic, funny stories; or I could write… — Dennis Lehane
I got to draw monsters, robots and write funny stories. I loved doing that stuff and working with the actors. But it got to be… — Jhonen Vasquez
I've always loved the blues, ever since I was a kid. It has a depth to it that a lot of contemporary music doesn't have.… — Nickolas Ashford
I wish I had a funny story. — Leslie Easterbrook
The fact that 'A Dirty Job' has comedy and supernatural horror in it, that both are woven in and out of it with a whimsical… — Christopher Moore
Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling, but there's another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories. — Matt Groening
The funniest racism is the racism between minorities. It's something you don't see dramatized, but almost every minority I know who's my age, they have… — Mindy Kaling
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes. — Nikolai Gogol
Santa Claus has nothing to do with it," the latke said. "Christmas and Hanukah are completely different things." "But different things can often blend together,"… — Daniel Handler
ʺWhy,ʺ he began slowly, ʺis Victor Dashkov joining us?ʺ ʺWell, itʹs kind of a funny story . . .ʺ — Richelle Mead
Sometimes I wish I had an easy answer for why I'm depressed. — Ned Vizzini
I like how you don't hide your problems like everyone else, and I don't have to hide mine when I'm around you. — Ned Vizzini
Nothing is funnier than unhappiness, I grant you that… Yes, yes, it's the most comical thing in the world. And we laugh, we laugh, with… — Samuel Beckett
Yes, we could talk to you for days on end about all the bad first dates. Those are stories. Funny stories. Awkward stories. Stories we… — David Levithan
I always have a funny story at communion time that underscores that no one is perfect, and that communion is not for perfect people but… — Greg Boyle
I'm 42 and the age of a guy who has kids, so I guess I'm playing right where I'm supposed to be. I'm comfortable with… — Eddie Murphy
Haha funny story...your gonna laugh... — Unknown Author

Who Wrote These Funny Story Quotes

20 authors contributed a total of 22 Funny Story Quotes as follows: