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• Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible.
• Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
• Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
• You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
• This man can make a horror movie without makeup.
• You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
• The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump…
• Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take…
• Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.
• Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.
• In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition…
• I don't think it's blowing my own horn to say the show is not as good. There was chemistry there that took…

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