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- My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor. — Elayne Boosler
- I was once involved in a same-sex marriage. There was the same sex over and over and over. — David Letterman
- My friend said to me, I like girl who smell good. I said to him, okay! you are not gay. — Mahi
- I dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room on the lips. And notice I charitably said girl and not… — Unknown Author
- The heterosexuals who hate us should just stop having us. — Lynda Montgomery
- The next time someone asks you, 'Hey, how did you get to be a homosexual anyway?' tell them, 'Homosexuals are chosen first… — Unknown Author
- We do not recruit. We can only impress. — Unknown Author
- I didn't choose to be gay; I was chosen. 'Are you serious? I get to be queer? Oh, thank you. I didn't… — Unknown Author
- I spent my teen years trying to rationalize, 'All right, fine, I may be attracted to women, but I can't be a… — Unknown Author
- If I wrote a National Coming Out Day card to give to my parents, it would say, 'Roses are red, Violets are… — Unknown Author
- Okay, yes, there is a homosexual agenda. But there's just two things on it: Number one: don't get killed. Number two: a… — Elvira Kurt
- Massachusetts became the first state to marry gay couples, though lawmakers say allowing gay couples to get married raises a lot of… — Jay Leno