Funny Fashion Quotes
- I don't have designer clothes in my closet. I just wear them once and give them back. — Kristin Cavallari
- I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls. — George Harrison
- In the fashion industry, everything goes retro except the prices. — Criss Jami
- My only interest in women's clothes is what's underneath them. — Lynda Carter
- A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. — Sophia Loren
- I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot. — Marilyn Monroe
- You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap! — Dolly Parton
- First rule of cleavage: it's not how low you go, but where and when you show. — Unknown Author
- I wonder if the clothes in China say made around the corner — Avan Nathan