Funny Facebook Status Quote Quotes
- I've heard more coherent things out of a schizophrenic with threats — Carlin Whisler
- I could eat a whole bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a more coherent statement than that. — Carlin Whisler
- Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take… — Carlin Whisler
- Your makeup looks like you put it on with a shotgun — Carlin Whisler
- Did you put your makeup on with a paint brush? or does your face always look like it was gang banged by crayola? — Carlin Whisler
- This hole thing with the hurricane flooding New York City and taking out 90% of Jersey Shore.. yeah it's sad.. kinda.. but it's no natural… — Carlin Whisler