Funny Best Friend Quotes
- Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. — Aristotle
- The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best… — Rita Mae Brown
- Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my… — Albert Camus
- Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected. — Charles Lamb
- A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. — Bernard Meltzer
- A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself. — Jim Morrison
- You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. — Laurence J. Peter
- Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship is never anything but sharing. — Elie Wiesel
- Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends. — Virginia Woolf
- There's not a word yet, for old friends who've just met. — Jim Henson
- There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends. — Sylvia Plath
- No friendship is an accident. — O. Henry
- True friends are like diamonds – bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style. — Nicole Richie
- When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier. — Diane von Furstenberg
- Friends should be like books, few, but hand-selected. — C.J. Langenhoven