Funnier Quotes
103 quotes by 89 authors
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Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They dont know theyre being funny.
— Stephen Colbert
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Dancing around like a bunch of faggots, funnier then fuck you can ask Bob Sagget.
— Hollywood Undead
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You will find a boy cool than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a boy just like me.
— Unknown Author
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If you ever find someone better ,funnier or nicer than..go ahead,i wont force you to stay...but if one day that bitch leave you,just look back,and…
— Debbie
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Everything is funnier when you are with your best.
— Mayte
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I wanted to cut down on the profanity, because I think I'm funnier without sayin' a lot of cuss words., on whether he felt limited…
— Chris Tucker
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I like LA. LA is cool, but it aint like home. Atlanta is home. All my friends are here, I grew up here. But LA…
— Chris Tucker
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The God's honest truth is that I'm probably funnier, but he's smarter. Here's the thing about Stern, he's really a smart guy. He's nutty. He's…
— Adam Carolla
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Tit for Tat ain't a fair game. tit for suck can be way a funnier game than having a tat on one's tit.
— Simon Quperlier
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Life is s( o )( o ) much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
— Alfonso Martinez
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CBS had originally wanted another actor to play Brad, but the writers and producers convinced them to give me the part instead. I was only…
— Joe Manganiello
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I did stand-up my whole career, and Vince didn't, and it's a little frustrating when he's funnier than me, and that bothers me a little…
— Kevin James
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Some PEOPLE'S LAUGH is FUNNIER than the JOKE.
— ALYSSA
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Life is so funnier when you have a dirty mind
— Unknown Author
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U may meet people.....better than me, funnier than me, more hansom than me...... but one thing I Can say to you.... I will always be…
— Nkemjika Linus
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Here read this:P:D Danny this is funnier than yours lmao
— Rachel
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Life is funnier when you have a dirty mind:)
— Stay_true_4_life
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The longer you stare the funnier it gets.
— Unknown Author
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If you recall childhood, you may remember that the kids who stuck straws and cigarettes up their noses back then seemed funnier than the ones…
— Nikhil Saluja
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There's nothing funnier than a giant, grown man rollerblading.
— Chris Pratt
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