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- The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They… — Jay Leno
- That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me. — Jerry Seinfeld
- I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. — Bernard Manning
- There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus. — Bob Phillips
- Christmas: The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out… — Rick Sutter
- You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger. — Robert Paul
- I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for… — Shirley Temple
- Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year. — Victor Borge
- Christmas is a time when you get homesick...even when you're home. — Unknown Author