Frozen Turkey Quotes
- The best way to thaw a frozen turkey? Blow in it's ear. — Johnny Carson
- I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat .... unless I found… — Dane Cook
- Everyone stopped to blink at that for a second. I mean, come on. Impaled by a guided frozen turkey missile. Even by the standards of… — Jim Butcher