Frog Quotes

151 quotes by 130 authors

I don't play the tuba. The tuba plays me. My tuba is not actually a tuba, because it has never produced a musical sound. It… — David Klass
Can I view thee panting, lying On thy stomach, without sighing; Can I unmoved see thee dying On a log Expiring frog! — Charles Dickens
Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog. — Jim Benton
Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day. — Mark Twain
Well,â€ said the frog, â€œwhat are you going to do about it?â€ â€œMarrying Therandil? I donâ€™t know. Iâ€™ve tried talking to my parents, but they… — Patricia C. Wrede
But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they do as long as they don't take him off the Chocolate Frog cards. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it. — Mark Twain
She dotes on poetry, sir. She adores it; I may say that her whole soul and mind are wound up, and entwined with it. She… — Charles Dickens
The frog is almost five hundred million years old. Could you really say with much certainty that America, with all its strength and prosperity, with… — Joseph Heller
There was something stubborn in me that didn't want to lose weight to attract a man. If the right man came along, he'd be able… — Edmund White
If I existed 200 years ago, all the other farmers in my community would be like, 'That guy is worthless! He's sitting on a rock,… — Conan O'Brien
If it should turn out that we have mishandled our own lives as several civilizations before us have done, it seems a pity that we… — Loren Eiseley
I don't know why I go to school unless for kicks, oh well might as well do dissect a frog. — S E Hinton
Nobody believes in magicians any more, nobody believes that anyone can come along and wave a wand and turn you into a frog. But if… — Agatha Christie
He knew that Hop-Frog was not fond of wine; for it excited the poor cripple almost to madness; and madness is no comfortable feeling. — Edgar Allan Poe
And Poppy, remember that someday you will meet a frog who will turn into a handsome prince." "Good," Beatrix said. "Because all she's met so… — Lisa Kleypas
Not a frog, I hope?â€ he askedâ€¦She shook her head. â€œNo. And if it was I wouldnâ€™t kiss it, I promise you. I might kiss… — Eva Ibbotson
(Looking at their son on ultrasound.) He looks like an angel. (Cassandra) I donâ€™t know. I think he looks like a frog or something. (Wulf) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
The other raised his club and attacked L, who inexpliciably fell over on his back like an overturned frog. — Tsugumi Ohba
A frog in a well does not know the great sea. — Chris Bradford

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