Friday Quotes

538 quotes by 422 authors

I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online. — Kumail Nanjiani
Itâ€™s not who you want to spend Friday night with.Â Itâ€™s who you want to spend all day Saturday with. — Woody Harrelson
When it moved to Friday night it disappeared, when they find another show that can do what The Simpsons does, they will be delighted to… — Harry Shearer
I think my real depressions started when I was about 16 and doing The Patty Duke Show. I would go to bed at about 10… — Patty Duke
President Clinton celebrates the first casual Friday at the white house by wearing leather chaps. — Greg Proops
It's casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they're casually going through everybody's phone calls and records. — Jay Leno
I remember being a student and I would go every Friday to the Louvre and stay for ages, just walking around. — Unknown Author
The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday. — Billy Crystal
Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday? — Joy Behar
On a Friday night, I like to go out because my friends, who have been working normal hours, just want to let go after a… — Douglas Booth
The truth is I'm a dork. I collected comics. I still love cartoons. I'd rather be at home on a Friday night than out at… — Nathan Fillion
I had great luck with Tim McGraw twice in 'Friday Night Lights' and 'The Kingdom.' I love finding off-beat casting and finding someone you know… — Peter Berg
The Cap and Trade Bill HR 2454 was voted on last Friday. Proponents claim this bill will help the environment, but what it really does… — Ron Paul
Good evening and welcome to Have I Got News for You, the show that's done for Friday and Saturday nights what ten pints of lager… — Unknown Author
All the actors I respect, especially old-Hollywood actors, the reason I think so many of them have had long careers is that there is a… — Kate Mara
Come Friday, the world will see what the Protestant people really think of this so-called peace process, which is really a surrender process. — Ian Paisley
Under the Obama administration, TSA has been operating without an administrator for a year and a half. After the president's first two choices failed to… — John Mica
No shoots, says Friday, no yet, me shoot now, me no kill; me stay, give you one more laugh. — Daniel Defoe
Absolutely. If a Muslim who has-who is-a practicing Muslim who believes the word of the Koran to be the word of Allah, who abides by… — Brigitte Gabriel
Black Friday is not another bad hair day in Wall Street. It's the term used by American retailers to describe the day after the Thanksgiving… — Evan Davis

Who Wrote These Friday Quotes

422 authors contributed a total of 538 Friday Quotes, led by these top contributors: