French Quotes

1316 French quotes by 958 unique authors

I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" — Rod Schmidt
World War I, that tiresome European engagement that threatened to close down French couture. — Unknown Author
You ain't Pac, you ain't Fif', you ain't Jay-Z, You ain't Yay', you ain't French, you ain't wavy. — French Montana
Gurl: Make Me Cum Michael: Where The Fuck U Going ? Gurl: Eat Me Out Michael:Im Not Hungry Gurl :Ride Me ...Michael : I Have… — Michael Blackson
It may not be no French Riviera. — Darius Rucker
I like French Crullers. There's a donut that they make in this donut shop in Ukiah, it's called the 'Chocolate Fuck You', or the 'Fuck… — Davey Havok
Hey, I get quite disturbed when you call me that. You shouldn't make fun of foreigners. Besides, I hate French people. - Pip — South Park
She said make me cum I said where you going? She said eat me out I said 'I'm not hungry. She said ride me I… — Michael Blackson
Penthouse suite, Penthouse freaks. In house beach, french countess, ten thou piece. — Big Pun
Last week at lunch Riley says to a classmate 'Can a Nigga borrow a french fry?' And my first thought wasn't 'Oh my God he… — Boondocks
Quebec can make french the only official language is spite of the constitution. Pierre Trudeau 1967 — Pierre Trudeau
Take a deep breath, no need to panic. Lips so French, ass so Spanish — Drake
WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST ARE YOU LOOKING AT — Unknown Author
Excuse my french, that's just how I talk if I was Russell Brand. — Mac Miller
Zeres a girl in ze castle! -French Maid — Beauty And The Beast
You do dinners at French Laundry and Napa Valley. Scallops and glasses of Dolce that shit's right up your alley. — Drake
Cameron James: I learned French for you! — 10 Things I Hate About You
My gold teeth, my french braids, gettin' throwed since 10th grade. Wealth is in the mind, not the pocket, if that's the case, then I… — Asap Rocky
Pink...is the new black. PINK is the new black. Pink is the new black. When all we all that f*cking black is the new black.… — Avenged Sevenfold
Two hoes in the bed, tell them hoes slide over. Excuse my French, two bitches and moi. — Lil Wayne
Sometimes I think about learning an instrument. Then I realize its hard...Then I see french fries & forget what I was thinking about. — Olivia Munn
Kim's going to be a huge bridezilla. She'll get specific with things like fabric, saying, 'I can't have cotton, I want French cotton! That's how… — Khloe Kardashian
Im not going to lie: There are times I play mind tricks on myself, like that the french fries are poison. With desserts, Ill let… — Fergie
I love French fries and bread, and when I'm on tour I have McDonald's. At home, I like to cook - I love omelettes in… — Ashley Tisdale
Im very connected to my community and I want black people to know that I havent abandoned them because Ive had a child with a… — Halle Berry

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