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What was the self-sacrifice?" I jettisoned half of a much-loved and I think irreplaceable pair of shoes." Why was that self-sacrifice?" Because they were mine!"… — Douglas Adams
When you're cruising down the road in the fast lane and you lazily sail past a few hard-driving cars and are feeling pretty pleased with… — Douglas Adams
The point is, you see," said Ford, "that there is no point in driving yourself mad trying to stop yourself going mad. You might just… — Douglas Adams
Historical fact: People stopped being people in 1913. That was the year Henry Ford put his cars on rollers and made his workers adopt the… — Jeffrey Eugenides
Thank God genuine video phones hadn't been invented. I hadn't even grabbed a towel. Ford Prefect would despair of me. — C.E. Murphy
Whenever you think you can or think you can’t, either way you are right. (Henry Ford) — Rhonda Byrne
The waiter approached. 'Would you like to see the menu?' he said. 'Or would you like to meet the Dish of the Day?' 'Huh?' said… — Douglas Adams
She wondered: How could people respond to these images if images didn't secretly enjoy the same status as real things? Not that images were so… — Jonathan Franzen
Come on,” he droned, “I’ve been ordered to take you down to the bridge. Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they… — Douglas Adams
It is worth repeating at this point the theories that Ford had come up with, on his first encounter with human beings, to account for… — Douglas Adams
Simple. I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its external computer feed. I talked to the computer at… — Douglas Adams
We went to the New York World's Fair, saw what the past had been like, according to the Ford Motor Car Company and Walt Disney,… — Kurt Vonnegut
Ford Prefect suppressed a little giggle of evil satisfaction, realized that he had no reason to suppress it, and laughed out loud, a wicked laugh. — Douglas Adams
Arthur shook his head and sat down. He looked up. “I thought you must be dead …” he said simply. “So did I for a… — Douglas Adams
Ford looked at him severely. And no sneaky knocking down Mr Dent's house whilst he's away, alright?" he said. The mere thought," growled Mr Prosser,… — Douglas Adams
What's up?" [asked Ford.] I don't know," said Marvin, "I've never been there. — Douglas Adams
How lovely." The old lady sighed. "An office romance. I always wanted an office romance. Of course I never really had a job, which made… — Susan Mallery
I find myself fascinated by a man who admits to enjoying fairy tales and uses the word "impinge"- barely misses a beat while indulging in… — Nora Roberts
When Henry Ford decided to produce his famous V-8 motor, he chose to build an engine with the entire eight cylinders cast in one block,… — Henry Ford
You won't find a vampire in a Ford Fiesta — Charlaine Harris
I begged her, 'Please don't leave me stranded in the middle of some primitive zarking forest with no medical help and a head injury. I… — Douglas Adams
I think we have different value systems." —Arthur "Well mine's better." —Ford — Douglas Adams
Goosnargh," said Ford Prefect, which was a special Betelgeusian word he used when he knew he should say something but didn't know what it should… — Douglas Adams
I'm not going to lay down in words the lure of this place. Every great writer in the land, from Faulkner to Twain to Rice… — Chris Rose
She already has a car.” “A Ford. That’s like Toyota’s worst enemy. — Becca Fitzpatrick

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