Fool Quotes

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They are fools who kiss and tell'-- Wisely has the poet sung. Man may hold all sorts of posts If he'll only hold his tongue. — Rudyard Kipling
God has a special providence for fools, drunks, and the United States of America. — Otto von Bismarck
Fools make feasts and wise men eat them. — Benjamin Franklin
Perhaps he was a fool, but he thought that if a work were truly great you would only have to read it once and you… — Mark Helprin
Gonna change my way of thinking, make my self a different set of rules. Gonna put my good foot forward and stop being influenced by… — Bob Dylan
As she walked along she dramatized the night. There was about it a wild, lawless charm that appealed to a certain wild, lawless strain hidden… — Lucy Maud Montgomery
Let your heart look on white sea spray and be lonely. Love is a fool star. You and a ring of stars may mention my… — Carl Sandburg
Go to bed, you fool," Calcifer said sleepily. "You're drunk." "Who, me?" said Howl. "I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober." He… — Diana Wynne Jones
He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool. — Brigham Young
The young people think the old people are fools -- but the old people know the young people are fools. — Agatha Christie
You can fool some people some times but you cant fool all the people all the time — Bob Marley
However contradictory the coroner's report â€” whether he pronounces Consumption or Loneliness or Suicide to be the cause of death â€” isn't it plain how… — J D Salinger
For they imagined as they wished--that it was a wild shot,/ an unintended killing--fools, not to comprehend/ they were already in the grip of death./… — Homer
That's the spirit, one part brave, three parts fool. — Brom
I've never fooled anyone. I've let people fool themselves. They didn't bother to find out who and what I was. Instead they would invent a… — Marilyn Monroe
I'd rather be an optimist and a fool than a pessimist and right. — Albert Einstein
If any man tells you he loves America, yet hates labor, he is a liar. If any man tells you he trusts America, yet fears… — Abraham Lincoln
I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don't notice it. People think pleasing God… — Alice Walker
You can say any fool thing to a dog and the dog will just give you this look that says, 'My GOSH, you're RIGHT! I… — Dave Barry
Books are like mirrors: if a fool looks in, you cannot expect a genius to look out. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling

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