Fool Quotes

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Silence is said to be golden, but the best fools the world has ever produced had nothing to say on the subject — Josh Billings
Sloth and Silence are a Fool's Virtues — Benjamin Franklin
How charming is divine philosophy! Not harsh and crabbed, as dull fools suppose, But musical as is Apollo's lute, And a perpetual feast of nectar'd… — John Milton
I'm 84 years old. Don't let the altar-boy face fool you. — Johnny Kelly
I never believed 9/11, because I had engineering training at GA Tech, and I could tell when a building is being blown up by explosives.… — Paul Craig Roberts
No fool can play chess, and only fools do. — Marc Lowrance
Note that venerable proverb: Children and fools always speak the truth. The deduction is plain: adults and wise persons never speak it. — Mark Twain
Children are not yet fools, but we shall turn them into imbeciles like ourselves, with high I.Q.'s if possible. — R. D. Laing
Except for fools and madmen, everyone knows that nuclear war would he an unprecedented human catastrophe. — Carl Sagan
There's always time. . .to own up to things you're ashamed of, to change them. There's always time to start. And I think the starting… — Peter Danielson
A man is a fool not to put everything he has, at any given moment, into what he is creating. — Frank Herbert
The worst of marriage is that it makes a woman believe that all other men are just as easy to fool. — H. L. Mencken
The eyes of a dog, the expression of a dog, the warmly wagging tail of a dog and the gloriously cold damp nose of a… — Barbara Woodhouse
So, with their usual sense of justice, ladies argue that because a woman is handsome, therefore she is a fool. O ladies, ladies! there are… — William Makepeace Thackeray
Everybody wants to have a goal - I gotta get to that goal, I gotta get to that goal, I gotta get to that goal.… — Sid Caesar
Man and wife make one fool. — Ben Jonson
He's a fool that marries; but he's a greater fool that does not marry a fool. — William Wycherley
Only fools are positive. — Moe Howard
If you don't know, ask. You will be a fool for the moment, but a wise man for the rest of your life. — Seneca the Younger
The wise man draws more advantage from his enemies than the fool from his friends — Benjamin Franklin

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