Fool Quotes

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Let me tell you about weakness! Killing the strong to prove your strength is foolish weakness. Killing fools is easy weakness. Killing the weak is… — Victoria Hanley
I gripped the stapler even harder and felt like a fool planning to battle a crazy man with a stapler that even, I suddenly remembered,… — Charlaine Harris
Idiot! Lunatic! Moron! Jackass! Selfish irresponsible fool! — Stephenie Meyer
Fine clothes may disguise, but silly words will disclose a fool — Aesop
Theyâ€™re plotting against you. (Jaden) Who? (Jericho) Your best friends, fool, who do you think? The Easter Bunny or the assholes who brought you here?… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Don't let that little pyramid with the bright eye fool you. That's to draw your attention away from the real thing: the big trapezoid beneath… — Anton Szandor LaVey
I began to see why woman-haters could make such fools of women. Woman-haters were like gods: invulnerable and chock full of power. They descended, and… — Sylvia Plath
A man must be prepared not only to be a martyr, but to be a fool. It is absurd to say that a man is… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
Any simpleton can speak with confidence. Sometimes the greatest fools have the most bravado. — Brandon Mull
Don Basilio was a forbidding-looking man with a bushy mustache who did not suffer fools and who subscribed to the theory that the liberal use… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon
Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. — Patrick Rothfuss
Oh, that," said the king with a shrug. "That isn't your honor, Costis. That's the public perception of your honor. It has nothing to do… — Megan Whalen Turner
Bishop was all done with the witty converstaion. "Will you swear?" And Myrnin said, shockingly, "I will." And he proceeded to, a string of swearwords… — Rachel Caine
Sure, nothing succeeds like success. Fact is, dearest, we are fools. We cling to an ideal no one wants or cares about. I am the… — Emma Goldman
only a fool would argue with a fool! — Eric Jerome Dickey
On Waterloo Bridge where we said our goodbyes, the weather conditions bring tears to my eyes. I wipe them away with a black woolly glove… — Wendy Cope
A lie may fool someone else, but it tells you the truth: you're weak. — Tom Wolfe
Since a good part of my life has been wasted dealing with fools just like them, it's not worry I feel but weariness as I… — Ãlvaro Mutis
Walter Plinge said: "You know she asked me a very silly question Mrs Ogg! It was a silly question any fool knows the answer!" "Oh,… — Terry Pratchett
Like looking down on a lubricious chess set, isn't it? The king moves in tiny steps, with no direction, like a drunkard trying to avoid… — Christopher Moore

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