Flush Quotes

108 quotes by 100 authors

Life is too short for hate. It eats away at your soul and distracts you from finding real happiness. Treat people you do not like,… — Bill Steinhour
Ghetto Santa has to ring his doorbell to flush the toilet. — Josh Q
Roses are red violets are blue every time I flush the toilet I remember you... — Gothsynyster
People treat the people that's there for them like shit and flush them. But praise the people that use them — DaQuann Bowers
Tomorrow's a red flush in the western sky. Tomorrow's is a hush in the middle night. Tomorrow swears the truth of now, now and ,now.… — Iris Lopez
Shi*t happens everyday, its up to you if you want to flush it or let it float... — Falimata
I am sending you hot kisses right now sweetheart, to flush out that could that is putting you down. Get well soon my darling.*** — Arcine Arciniegas
I didn't go to high school. I think that after you learn to read and write and do your numbers and flush the toilet behind… — Wilford Brimley
Shittin on you bitches, now let me flush the toilet and wipe my ass. — Lil Wayne
I got a couple of challenges for you. I challenge you to get a decent haircut. Since you're a piece of crap, I challenge you… — Stone Cold Steve Austin
Ain't a hood nigga but a nigga from the ho-od. See mama stayed on me so I turned out pretty go-od but if you wanna… — Andre 3000
Save the world's water and flush every other time u use the bathroom — Everett Sandoval
F*ck lazy people! Don't complain if you're not a hustler. If you're older than 18 you should know by now lots of people have ace's… — Stephanie Cook
Uh, aint it crazy how shit be? Thats why I flush it. I got the Tommy gun with the drum, thats percussion. — Lil Wayne
Colon cleansing was so magicial whoever thought I needed a royal flush. — Marlon Cortez Stanfield
I think I was that kid! I once tried to flush my cat down the teolit! Chad, why's the cat's hind end wet? I put… — Janpaul
You may have treated me like shit... And I may have treated you like shit but at the end of the day we flush it.. — Coy Jones
It's better to have someone who cheats than someone who doesn't flush the toilet. — Uma Thurman
My mom told me if she ever got mad at me she'd flush 'me' down the toilet. — Alexa Vega
This World is a piece of Shit... Just waiting for God to Flush the Toilet but everytime he tries the Devil keeps it clogged... We… — C-DASH

Who Wrote These Flush Quotes

100 authors contributed a total of 108 Flush Quotes, led by these top contributors: