Flu Quotes
- Bra think he hard till he see dat 4 4 cocked, silence on tha tip so it poke 'em like a flu shot — Lil B
- A nigga like you I'll NEVER EVER screw. You got aa dirty, dirty dick. Hit these bitches like the flu. — Lola Monroe
- Emily: I'm one stomach flu away from reaching my goal weight. — The Devil Wears Prada
- Am the best cooker when I have flu as I can not taste what I cook ... xD — Unknown Author
- People say that chivalry is dead, I don't think that it's dead, I think it's just got the 'flu! — Meg Ryan
- I am so pro-swine flu...I want it. We need a plague. It's got to happen; don't be afraid. It's only going to kill the weak. — Bill Burr
- Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughedinto my mouth. — Louis C. K.
- Surgeons from Johns Hopkins University Hospital successfully performed the first-ever 6-way kidney transplant last Saturday. Disturbingly, all 6 patients had only gone in for flu… — Seth Meyers
- Smiling is infectious, you catch it like the flu. when someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too. I passed around the corner, and… — A Josland