Flu Quotes

109 quotes by 98 authors

It simply isn't fair for senators to cut to the front of the line when seniors around the country have been forced to wait for… — Dick Durbin
Spread the glad tidings that it will not disappoint Miss Heyer's many admirers. Judging from the letters I've received from obviously feeble-minded persons who do… — Georgette Heyer
Marriage, in contrast to the flu, starts with a fever and ends with the chills. — Georg C. Lichtenberg
I returned to upstate NY where I just laid in bed for days with a fever that just wouldn't go away. After more of this,… — Daryl Hall
Obviously my game wasn't too good at Augusta, I had a couple of technical faults, the posture wasn't too good. It's a bit unfortunate because… — Ernie Els
It's the internet like the flu - it just spreads like crazy. — Jack Welch
There we times when everybody in the house has the flu. You're cleaning up vomit and it's 2 in the morning, and you're wishing there… — Meg Tilly
The pest of society are the egotist, they are dull and bright, sacred and profane, course and fine. It is a disease that like the… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
Gossip columnists are diseases, like 'flu. Everyone is subject to them. — James Goldsmith
Most of the common infections - colds, flu, diarrhea - you get environmentally transmitted either in the air or on surfaces you touch. I think… — Charles P. Gerba
Now we are intimately locked together. You get swine flu in Mexico; itâ€™s a problem for Charles de Gaulle Airport 24 hours later. Lehman Brothers… — Paddy Ashdown
As variable as flu is, HIV makes flu look like the Rock of Gibraltar. The virus that causes AIDS is the trickiest pathogen scientists have… — Seth Berkley
I didn't finish my dress until about three days before my wedding - I had the flu and was stitching it from my bed. And… — Georgina Chapman
Reports of illegal migrants carrying deadly diseases such as swine flu, dengue fever, Ebola virus and tuberculosis are particularly concerning. — Phil Gingrey
Knowledge is the vaccination that keeps you away from the flu of misery — Sri Sri Ravi Shankar
Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughed... into my mouth. — Louis C. K.
The guy was infected with bird flu because he took a sick chicken, slaughtered it and and then ate it. — Thaksin Shinawatra
A flu shot is the worst thing you can do. — Bill Maher
A flu shot just compromises your immune system. — Bill Maher
Well, I hate to tell youbut if you have a flu shot for more than five years in a row, there's ten times the likelihood… — Bill Maher

Who Wrote These Flu Quotes

98 authors contributed a total of 109 Flu Quotes, led by these top contributors: