Floor Quotes

1364 Floor quotes by 1023 unique authors

Every Now When I Try To Rest My Head On The Floor, Half Stonned, Thinking 'Damn This Shit Gets Old' — Nevershoutnever
I like my women soft-spoken but the weed loud catching heat floor seats and we all fresh from coarse seats to court seats is progress. — Unknown Author
Floor seats at that Wizards game. So close I could give Flip a play. HA my mojo back, may just gon' bring HOBO back. — Unknown Author
Third leG, changed Kid, sweet on me, U were my world, the world is yours, rush, sex is on fire, wet dream, cum, cummming, came,… — Charlie Gonzalez
You See Me Sitting In The Floor Crying And You Say What's Wrong I Say Everything . . . — VaneNoLove
You See Me Sitting In The Floor Crying In The Dark And You say What's Wrong I Say Everything . . . — VaneNoLove
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Taio Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang… — Unknown Author
I don't care how old you are when a balloon is about to hit the floor you dive for that shit! — Katt Williams
You all polite and open doors for her. While every night I put that blanket on the floor for her. — Ludacris
Goin through some things niggas straight shining girlfriend @ the crib on the floor crying — Unknown Author
His American Eagle pants-$48 His Abercrombie and Fitch shirt-$38 His Calvin Klien boxers-$17 Seeing them all on my floor the next morning... PRICELESS — Unknown Author
People tell one to move on...to let go of the past...to pick oneself up and go on...and yet, these are the same people who have… — Unknown Author
I wake up right about the mid-afternoon, With the sun in the sky but night's coming soon, And I walk to the mirror just to… — Johnny 3 Tears
Hey you can catch me in Atlanta with my pedal to the floor. On that 599 guts like a bloody nose. — Unknown Author
My Chevrolet shines like a marble floor. Baby keep it raw, have you modeled before? Fontaine Bleau, Club Liv, gold bottles galore. We can party… — Rick Ross
Twelve bedrooms, time to get me eight more. Stack all the cases of Ciroc up on the eighth floor. — P Diddy
Now she's not picking up the phone I don't know what to do Thinking about visiting her home Landing my space ship on her roof… — Lil Wayne
Pull up, hop out, vallet the car, 'bout to go big got bitches galore. Tippin' on this bitch, just drop it to the floor. — Unknown Author
I hear the crowd screaming like 'Aye! get it brody!' So I'm on my shoulders and I take it real low. They like 'How you… — Cali Swag District
When it hurts leave you losers bruised up. Bruce Lee nun-chucks toe from the floor up though. — Unknown Author
Admit it , once in our life we have lock the door to are room play are favorte music and dance in our underwear utill… — Unknown Author
Yesterday we, partied the night away, stumbled in close to four. Room full of expensive bags, still all the shit on the floor. — Wiz Khalifa
Dear face Wash Commercials, Nobody washes there face in slow motion. Sincerely, My bathroom floor is wet. — Unknown Author
Snitches get stitches, end up red in ditches, bitches, have you dead on your back on the floor like a filthy fucking whore. — Massmurder
Dear asshole that made me tip toe painfully out the most disgusting Porto potty, up a fairly steep hill, and at least two hundred more… — Massmurder

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