Floor Quotes

1364 Floor quotes by 1023 unique authors

I Just tasered a squirrel and now it's on the floor being a drama queen. — Nikhil Saluja
Cant believe I'm leaveing, got my boxes by the door, sorting through my memories cross legged on the floor, my diaries and scrap books they… — Eliza Doolittle
I havent swept the floor yet. Sorry if your knees get dirty. — Nikhil Saluja
Breaking up. It happens kind of suddenly. One minute, you're holding hands walking down the street, and the next minute, you're lying on the floor… — Superman
You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've happened... or… — Tupac Shakur
Be the kind of Woman who, when your feet hit the floor in the morning, the Devil says - Oh No, Shes UP.... — Ritu Ghatourey
If god is a dj life is a dance floor love is the rhythm you are the music — Roumain
Cinderellas on her bedroom floor shes gotta crush on the guy at the liqour store cause mr. charming dont come home any more — Superman
Blue lips, white skin. Lying restless on the floor. Blood is coming from her head, where she earlier shot herself. Her mother was sitting on… — Unknown Author
Though the elevator only goes to the top floor, there is always a staircase to the roof. — Shubham Joshi
Drugs wont fix em, curled up on the floor, can't take it anymore now he's talking to God, 'cause he's the only one that gets… — James
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. .. — Melchor Lim
Person: Oh my god! Did you just fall?! Me: No, The floor looked lonely, So I kissed it. — Ritu Ghatourey
You know when you just want to curl up and the floor? When you don't necessarily wish you'd die, but you wish you were never… — Leslie
So I sit on the floor crying. It's cold, and my heart is broken. You didn't ask if I was okay, if you did I… — Leslie
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.. — Melchor Lim
Remember me when you're out walkin' When snow falls high outside your door Late at night when you're not sleepin' And moonlight falls across your… — John Paul Mavis
If you fall, ill be there - floor — Uknown
The fact that toast always lands buttered side down would be a blessing if you kept your floor covered in marmalade. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic
Whenever you fall, I'll be there for you. ~Floor. — James
Knock me down, throw me to the floor there's no pain, I can't feel no more. — James
My little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so I got up and grabbed… — Unknown Author
The shortest distance between a problem and a solution is the distance between your knees and the floor. A man who kneels to God can… — ProudLesbian
Dare me to jump off of this Jersey bridge I bet you never had a Friday night like this Keep it up, keep it up,… — Unknown Author
I'm waiting for you, but you never show up. I go in search to find you, my love. My heart is broken by what I… — Leslie

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