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• Some libertarians succeed by re-inventing the wheel. Most libertarians fail by re-inventing the flat tire. — Mike Cloud
• How can we describe the most exalted experience of our physical lives [sex], as if-jack, wrench, hubcap, and nuts-we were describing the… — John Cheever
• I don't see anything wrong with a cell phone. That's great. You have a flat tire in the middle of the night;… — Billy Bob Thornton
• I grew up among farmers in Illinois and so you always have to have the tools you might need in the eventuality… — Nick Offerman
• I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire. — Roy Orbison
• Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. Murphy's First Corollary If you tell the boss you were late… — George Edward Woodberry
• Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card... — Jill Shalvis
• Whether stuck in traffic because of construction or fixing a flat tire after hitting a pothole, Michiganders feel frustrated with the quality… — Kerry Bentivolio
• I was a dispatcher, flat-tire fixer, changed the oil, fixed the fan belts. There was nothing too good for me. — Manuel Moroun
• If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will… — Junior Dè Rèál Testament
• A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you cant get very far until you change it. — Kimberly
• Bad attitude is like a flat tire. You cannot go anywhere unless you change it. — Joffrey Lagura

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