Flat Quotes

809 quotes by 694 authors

You could get your wig clapped, kidnapped, bitch-slapped, A 2 to 4 could turn into a 6 flat, if that, C-4 to your moms front… — French Montana
Sitting on white bricks, wrapped in duct tape. Thirty minutes flat, I could bake a whole cake. — Trae
In 1967, I was 21, and the only guy I knew in London was Neville Chester, a roadie who worked with the Who. I rang… — Motorhead
I was living with these three girls. One of them picked up [Hawkwind keyboardist] Dik Mik one night and brought him back to the flat.… — Motorhead
Yeah my transporter's cute but got a real flat chest. Put a brick in her bra she a 36 F. — Tony Yayo
I play doctor for 5 minutes flat, before I cut my heart open and let the air out. — Slipknot
All the lies and deception won't change the perception that I fell flat on my ass. — Bare Naked Ladies
I'm on the verge of a breakdown. I'm on the brink of an epic meltdown. I'm on the way to a flat line. — Escape The Fate
Are you refering to the fact that you can't walk across a flat, stable surface without finding something to trip over? — Edward Cullen
Women have been taught that, for us, the earth is flat, and that if we venture out, we will fall off the edge. — Andrea Dworkin
The church say the earth is flat,but I know that it is round ,for I have seen the shadow on the moon,and I have more… — Ferdinand Magellan
Cadillac Deville still rolling til the tires flat. Not from Arizona but I swear I want that diamond back. — Ludacris
When I'm in my car I'm laid back, I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat but that's flat. — Skeelo
Flat screens on the walls, iMacs. Michael Turners on decks, hand bags. — Young Jeezy
Life is like an open Coke, the fizz soon escapes and it quickly goes flat. — Steve Fowler
Bad bitch, a flat stomach, fat booty, deep throat. — Unknown Author
20 flat screens and got cameras every angle. Dope been coming so you know the income major. — Rick Ross
Illness, Injury, love, lost moments of true nreatgess, or sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your soul. Without these small tests, whatever… — Yaseeno
The road to success is not straight. There is a curve called failure, there is a loop called Confusion, Speed-bumps called Friends, Red lights called… — Unknown Author
I lost an earring surfing in Hawaii. It's a light blue flat heart-shaped stud if anyone finds it... — Olivia Munn

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