Flat Quotes

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I've got to be honest, and I'm not just saying this because the majority of you reading this live there, but I love the United… — Corey Taylor
This is quite difficult 'cause I have a really flat head, and so it's quite difficult to get a correct angle. And you can't go… — Robert Pattinson
They bombed my granny's chippie, left it completely flat. I'll have her for that — Jane Couch
Sometimes a flat-footed sentence is what serves, so you don't get all writerly: 'He opened the door.' There, it's open. — Amy Hempel
I hate a style, as I do a garden, that is wholly flat and regular; that slides along like an eel, and never rises to… — William Shenstone
Even though it'll never be flat again, my stomach is my favorite part of my body because it reminds me of my greatest achievement -… — Isla Fisher
We don't have time for a meeting of the Flat Earth Society. — Barack Obama
Of all the people expressing their mental vacuity, none has a better excuse for an empty head than the newspaperman: If he pauses to restock… — Russell Baker
Thus you can throw yourself flat on the ground, stretched out upon mother earth, with the certain conviction that you are one with her and… — Erwin Schrodinger
[On Dutch flat poetry]: It is too smooth and blubbery; it reads like butter-milk gurgling from a jug. — Mark Twain
Anaximenes and Anaxagoras and Democritus say that its [the earth's] flatness is responsible for it staying still: for it does not cut the air beneath… — Aristotle
Most of the really good songs are dead true. ... It had to have happened to have the song be there. Every time I've tried… — Guy Clark
The maplewood flat-finished Martin had represented the most outrageous luxury in her life when she bought it in 1971 for four hundred dollars. But Lonnie… — Dan Jenkins
Every now and then I'll get seduced by the idea of money, and I'll take a stab at that...and I fall flat on my ass.… — Rodney Crowell
Look at that ugly dead mask here and do not forget it. It is a chalk mask with dead dry poison behind it, like the… — Sylvia Plath
About the same time, I realized that it was suddenly going away from me and there I was, running at about 300 miles per hour.… — Deke Slayton
I think miracles exist in part as gifts and in part as clues that there is something beyond the flat world we see. — Peggy Noonan
When a person you love moves by you with flat eyes that will not see you, it is a shock to believe it. — Susan Minot
I may paint flat, but I don't think flat. — Ralph Fasanella
I can't wear flat shoes. My feet repel them. — Mariah Carey

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