Fitness Jokes Quotes
- I decided to workout today, so I put the DVD on and watched it until I got tired — Sherrice Hodge
- The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym. — Jersey Shore
- Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos? — Unknown Author
- Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. — Unknown Author
- I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time. — Keyzee
- I been listening to Rick Ross and all the guy raps about is cars he can't even fit in.. WTF — Kevin McCarty
- So my goal from a year ago was to be in tip top speedo shape by this summer and that totally didn't happen but the… — Oscar Romero
- They told me I could be anything! So I became a cloud — Paperjam
- Strengthen yourself and you shall succeed — Emanuel Sebastiao