Feces Quotes
13 quotes by 13 authors
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If you caught your kid raising cats in tiny boxes, forcing them to live in their own feces without clean air or sunlight, pulling their…
— Dan Piraro
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All you need is a [insert plant], some [insert stick / rock / animal feces], and a good multitool.
— Les Stroud
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The air is annoyingly potted with a multitude of minor vertical disturbances which sicken the passengers and keep us captives of our seat belts. We…
— Ernest K. Gann
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They all have in common that they are bacteria caused by bowel and feces.
— Kennedy
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I watched the piles of feces go up the conveyor belt... They made their way through the machine... A few minutes later I took a…
— Bill Gates
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Frankly, sharing a media market with Chuck Schumer is like sharing a banana with a monkey. Take a little bite of it, and he will…
— Jon Corzine
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Im thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, Why stop at one? I don't like being limited in that way. Therefore, I'm considering a…
— Robert Downey, Jr.
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I'm not trying to hide from my past. I want to roll in it. Like a dog, rolling in feces, I'm rolling in the feces…
— Billy Idol
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Vomit and feces are two reason I have decided not to procreate.
— Chelsea Handler
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We’re beings toward death, we’re … two-legged, linguistically-conscious creatures born between urine and feces whose body will one day be the culinary delight of terrestrial…
— Cornel West
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Of all the peoples of the world, the Chinese are probably the most at home with their excrement. They know its value. For 4,000 years…
— Rose George
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We are metal we are not the Insane Clown Posse, They throw around faygo pops and we throw around human feces, hows that for ya?
— Joey Jordison
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Dear asshole that made me tip toe painfully out the most disgusting Porto potty, up a fairly steep hill, and at least two hundred more…
— Massmurder
Who Wrote These Feces Quotes
13 authors contributed a total of 13 Feces Quotes as follows: