Feces Quotes

13 quotes by 13 authors

If you caught your kid raising cats in tiny boxes, forcing them to live in their own feces without clean air or sunlight, pulling their… — Dan Piraro
All you need is a [insert plant], some [insert stick / rock / animal feces], and a good multitool. — Les Stroud
The air is annoyingly potted with a multitude of minor vertical disturbances which sicken the passengers and keep us captives of our seat belts. We… — Ernest K. Gann
They all have in common that they are bacteria caused by bowel and feces. — Kennedy
I watched the piles of feces go up the conveyor belt... They made their way through the machine... A few minutes later I took a… — Bill Gates
Frankly, sharing a media market with Chuck Schumer is like sharing a banana with a monkey. Take a little bite of it, and he will… — Jon Corzine
Im thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, Why stop at one? I don't like being limited in that way. Therefore, I'm considering a… — Robert Downey, Jr.
I'm not trying to hide from my past. I want to roll in it. Like a dog, rolling in feces, I'm rolling in the feces… — Billy Idol
Vomit and feces are two reason I have decided not to procreate. — Chelsea Handler
Weâ€™re beings toward death, weâ€™re â€¦ two-legged, linguistically-conscious creatures born between urine and feces whose body will one day be the culinary delight of terrestrial… — Cornel West
Of all the peoples of the world, the Chinese are probably the most at home with their excrement. They know its value. For 4,000 years… — Rose George
We are metal we are not the Insane Clown Posse, They throw around faygo pops and we throw around human feces, hows that for ya? — Joey Jordison
Dear asshole that made me tip toe painfully out the most disgusting Porto potty, up a fairly steep hill, and at least two hundred more… — Massmurder

Who Wrote These Feces Quotes

13 authors contributed a total of 13 Feces Quotes as follows: