Farting Quotes
- Farting is a good sign of happiness — Archie Fuentes
- The awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise and you can't make the noise again to prove u didn't fart..... — Lol
- Farting isn't ladylike? Well, neither is giving a blowjob, but I have never heard you complaining about that! — Nikhil Saluja
- Farting in the taxi makes the driver get you to your destination the fastest. — Nikhil Saluja
- Farting is natures way of telling someone to fuck off but in a nicer way. — Nikhil Saluja