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- My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Unknown Author
- I have never farted in front of a guy I fancied before - I was so embarrassed!. — Rebecca Loos
- The masters thought they were loved until one day one of their favorites farted loudly while serving dinner and the next day… — John Kenneth Galbraith
- I don't feel so good." Lula said. And she farted. She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long fart.… — Janet Evanovich
- Our camels plodded along. Katrina tried to kiss, or possibly spit on Hindenburg, and Hindenburg farted in response. I found this a… — Rick Riordan
- I farted:P XDDDD — Patience
- This is my I farted facee CX — Patience
- Im not the type of bitch to get all serious and shit, but I just farted. — Patience
- Hahaha XD my brother, mom, and I waiting in line in MCdonalds and my brother farted then I farted then my mom… — Patience
- I farted then she ran away :o — Patience
- Omfg xD soo I farted this morning.. and my mom said it was like a fart bubble.. xD cuz I farted then… — Patience
- That awkward moment when you fart and your friend says I think one of the dogs just farted. — Unknown Author