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- The devaluation of music and what it's now deemed to be worth is laughable to me. My single costs 99 cents. That's… — Vince Gill
- So familiar are eggs to us, however, that in the eighteenth century they were referred to as cackling farts, on the basis… — Mark Forsyth
- The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, 'Hey, mind if I… — Steve Martin
- [When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiness. — Gwyneth Paltrow
- What is like a smelly fart, that, although invisible is obvious? One's own faults, that are precisely As obvious as the effort… — 7th Dalai Lama
- Some days I feel like everyone in my world has plugged themselves into my kidney. I'm so tired. But when you're having… — Gwyneth Paltrow
- They didn't trademark everything back then. Now someone farts and they put a TM after it. Even Miller Lite says 'A Fine… — Michael Jackson
- Cumberbatch - it sounds like a fart in a bath, doesn't it? What a fluffy old name. I can never say it… — Benedict Cumberbatch