Family Guy Quotes

25 Family Guy quotes by 13 unique authors

In bed watching Family Guy. Love this show.! So hilarious! Stewie is my favorite :) love his accent. — Paris Hilton
I have heard nothing from my friends at The Family Guy. Yeah, I heard that they got picked up again and all that good stuff,… — Patrick Warburton
If you're a kid wanting to be a cartoonist today, and you're looking at Family Guy, you don't have to aim very high. — John Kricfalusi
I think that 'Family Guy' is hysterical. It's edgy and hip - and they can do whatever they want to do because it's animated and… — Zachary Levi
I'm a family guy, so I would love to have a family; I would love to find that perfect person to have a family with. — Lance Bass
I don't really have time to watch too much, but I like 'Family Guy' and 'Entourage.' I'm also obsessed with the YouTube series 'Balls of… — Alexander Ludwig
We never really tried to shock for shock's sake on 'Family Guy'. If something was horribly offensive and shocking, we would put it in if… — Seth MacFarlane
'Adult Swim' on the Cartoon Network is unbelievable. And 'South Park' continues to do great stuff. And 'Family Guy' and the various other Seth MacFarlane… — Matt Groening
I think 'Family Guy' and 'American Dad' have definitely staked out their own style and territory, and now the accusations are coming that 'The Simpsons'… — Matt Groening
'Family Guy' has this weird thing of attracting people. People either hate it or can't get enough of it. There's really no one in between. — Seth MacFarlane
When 'Family Guy' started, we wanted to make it more like a sitcom. And there was very little music. — Seth MacFarlane
I always thought it would be funny to have the Parents Television Council write an episode of 'Family Guy' and give them full creative control.… — Seth MacFarlane
The way Disney characters move, they're very kind of slow and fluid and flowing; one pose kind of eases into the next. If you look… — Seth MacFarlane
How much giggity would a giggity giggity if a giggity could giggity goo? — Unknown Author
You can draw Family Guy when you're 10 years old. You don't have to get any better than that to become a professional cartoonist. The… — John Kricfalusi
Peter: Oh my god, Brian, theres a message in my Alphabits. It says, Oooooo. Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios. -Family Guy — Family Guy
Counselor: Id like to put video cameras in every room of your house so that I can observe your uncensored behavior. Peter: Wow, just like… — Family Guy
Lois: Good, I dont have to cook. Peter: Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway, Lois, and well throw it out. I dont want you… — Family Guy
I'm always amazed when someone tells me they've listened to the Family Guy commentary, like, Really? You could honestly sit through that? — Seth Macfarlane
Aside from Family Guy? I spent most of my career-life on Family Guy. It's a good question. Since Family Guy was my first show, my… — Seth Macfarlane
Oh did I remember to turn the stove off..... yes!- Stewie — Family Guy
Lois: ugh you are such a child.....Peter: you better watch who you're calling a child... cuz if I'm a child.... that makes you a e,… — Peter Griffin
Life is full of important decisions like whether or not you got time to masturbate. — Peter Griffin
This is what happens when you ask Peter if he's gay 0.o — Andrew
As soon as my movie deal kicks in I am such a ghost. — Stewie Griffin

Who Wrote These Family Guy Quotes

13 authors contributed a total of 25 Family Guy Quotes as follows: