False Beard Quotes

2 False Beard quotes by 2 unique authors

• The only bright spot in the entire evening was the presence of Kevin "Tubby" Matchwell, the eleven-year-old porker who tackled the role of Santa with… — David Sedaris
• There he is, tall, tanned, Italian, sophisticated. So what do you do?" I said, "Er, leap on him and snog him within an inch of… — Louise Rennison

Who Wrote These False Beard Quotes

2 authors contributed a total of 2 False Beard Quotes as follows:

• 1 False Beard Quote by Louise Rennison
• 1 False Beard Quote by David Sedaris