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Faces Quotes by Al Yankovic
- You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
- You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
- The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went…
- I'm an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I'm a relation…
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