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• Einstein used science to get laid. That guy is a genius. I've been using money.
• In Seattle, they have a saying: 'If you don't like the weather, wait five minutes and then shoot yourself in the face.'
• I just broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her lying. Under another man.
• I saw a dog in a cage. And that cage had a sign on it that said, 'I bite.' And I was…
• People say pot-smokers are lazy. I disagree; I'm a multitasking pot-smoker: just the other day I was walking down the street, I…

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