Expired Quotes

44 Expired quotes by 38 unique authors

Think of spoiled cat food and ulcerated cankers and expired donor organs. That's how beautiful she looks. — Chuck Palahniuk
A thousand for his love expired each day, And those who saw his face, in blank dismay Would rave and grieve and mourn their lives… — Farid al-Din Attar
I needed a vacation. I needed 5 women. I needed to get the wax out of my ears. My car needed an oil change. I'd… — Charles Bukowski
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired. — Milton Berle
We are only tenants, and shortly the great Landlord will give us notice that our lease has expired. — Joseph Jefferson
The owners said that they wanted the salary cap and refused to promise that they would abide by the rules of the just-expired contract after… — David Cone
I traveled nonstop in 2009, so when my son popped out and my passport expired for a while, I felt more than happy just to… — Emm Gryner
He's not pining, he's passed on. This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's… — Monty Python
My license been expired I renew it after the weekend. Fuck I know I said that shit the last 7 weekends. Girl I guess procrastination… — Drake
EX means: thanks for the EXperience.our time has EXpired..now EXit my life — Superman
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired??? — Unknown Author
Please don't keep until your desire expired, you are in short time to live and forever to die. — Tivea
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EX Means: Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired, though. Now EXit my life. — Toni Watson
You've hurt me by your replacement and now that your replacement has expired you can't have me back as your original piece coz i've been… — Benjie Dapiton
God isn't network that is sometimes congested,he isn't a blackberry phone that can have an expired bis,he isn't man that can fail you,You can always… — Jummie
Are they a deep thinker with a dark side, or is that the excuse we tell ourselves, maybe they are really a shallow thinker and… — Unknown Author
Your validity period of eating during the day time has expired, please FAST for the next 30 days to resume your day time food. Ramadhan… — Hussein Uolt
Do you know why a previous relationship is called EX? Its not the term for the past. EX is short for EXpired. — DEV SARKAR

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