Ex Wife Quotes

39 Ex Wife quotes by 36 unique authors

I met my darling wife Wilnelia in 1980 when we were on the judging panel for the Miss World contest at the Royal Albert Hall.… — Bruce Forsyth
I talked to ex-wives of musicians of the '70s for research. They're the funniest people in the world, yet there is this sad, beautiful thing… — Kate Hudson
My ex-wife was trying to be nice once, so she took me to a concert in Los Angeles. I went with her to Symphony Hall,… — B B King
I saw Farrah Fawcett originally when she and her boyfriend, Lee Majors, came over to my house for a birthday party that I was having… — Ryan O'Neal
I had one of the best days of my life. I spent the afternoon with my two kids and my ex-wife at Serendipity. Then I… — Gabriel Byrne
It's not because I'm bitter or because I don't agree with him politically. I've always been a registered Republican. But it's bad taste to talk… — Jane Wyman
You may have even an ex-wife or an ex-husband, but you can never have ex-children. — George Foreman
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife. — Bruce Lansky
It helps to be able to be alone. 'Cuz writing is done alone, unless you collaborate, but I don't do that. Ask my ex-wife. — Dirk Benedict
If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber? — Unknown Author
There is no fury like an ex-wife searching for a new lover. — Cyril Connolly
My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud. — Rodney Dangerfield
The drink? Yes, I've had tough times in my life, especially the last year, regarding my ex-wife, my kids, I nearly broke my neck, I… — Paul Gascoigne
She (my ex-wife) wanted me to stop being Evel Knievel. I am who I am. I'm not going to change. I'll settle down the day… — Evel Knievel
I'm on a search for my future ex-wife. — Richie Sambora
The reality is that I surround myself with very smart, very strong people - including my ex-wives. — Ronald Perelman
I want my ex-wife and children to be happy. — Scott Weiland
To his ex-wife in court, he said I lost interest in you when the Botox lost its effect and you looked like a plastic doll… — Peter Jackson
Other than his ex-wife and despite appearances with a series of cultivated blondes, Edward de Bono has never publicly aligned himself with a woman. 'I’m… — Antonella Gambotto-Burke
I play, in real life, Kim, who is actually Marshall Mathers ex-wife as of now. She lies and says she is pregnant because she really… — Taryn Manning
I still love my former wife, I won't call her my ex-wife. — Dave Pelzer
Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I'd died. I've been told by almost everyone it was an ex-wife - I've… — Richard Pryor
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands… — Lee Trevino
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. — Shelley Winters
I don't care what is written," Meyer Landsman says. "I don't care what supposedly got promised to some sandal-wearing idiot whose claim to fame is… — Michael Chabon

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