Ever Noticed Quotes

68 Ever Noticed quotes by 57 unique authors

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? — George Carlin
Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client? — George Carlin
Have you ever noticed how statists are constantly "reforming" their own handiwork? Education reform. Health-care reform. Welfare reform. Tax reform. The very fact that they're… — Lawrence Reed
Have you ever noticed how quiet you get when you go in the woods? It's almost like you know that God's there. — Richard Pryor
Have you ever noticed how transparent people are when you really look at them? — Walter Huston
Have you ever noticed when you start getting happy, you say, uh-uh, I'd better watch out. I feel too good. Something's going to happen — Dyan Cannon
Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson? — Rush Limbaugh
Letting go is the lesson. Letting go is always the lesson. Have you ever noticed how much of our agony is all tied up with… — Unknown Author
Have you ever noticed?--people, no matter how beautiful or desirable, invariably will, if observed closely while going about their daily business of keeping alive, begin… — Donald Antrim
Have you ever noticed how grateful you are to see daylight again after coming through a long dark tunnel? Always try to see life around… — Jefferson Smith
Have you ever noticed, the saddest person has the most beautiful smile — Kid Cudi
I do not know if you have ever noticed that the more you struggle to understand, the less you understand any problem. But, the moment… — Jiddu Krishnamurti
Beside Mama, in my own folding chair, with my feet sticking out in front of me, I thought about my own innards. Just a few… — Katherine Dunn
It seems to me that you are better off, as a writer and as an American, in a small town than you'd be in New… — H. L. Mencken
Haven't you ever noticed how highways always get beautiful near the state capital? — Shirley Ann Grau
Have you ever noticed that Jesus is never recorded as taking a holiday? He retired for the purposes of his mission, not from it. He… — Evelyn Underhill
I am such a good man, at bottom, such a good man, how is it that nobody ever noticed it? — Samuel Beckett
Have you ever noticed how people who wear camouflage gear really stand out in a crowd? — Peter Thomas
Have you ever noticed how bored people are also boring? — Amy Dickinson
Have you ever noticed how most critics disagree with the public? That should tell you a lot about critics. — Shia LaBeouf

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