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Whenever a poet or preacher, chief or wizard spouts gibberish, the human race spends centuries deciphering the message.
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The Art of the Romance, though warning us that it is providing fictions, opens a door into the Palace of Absurdity, and…
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In the construction of Immortal Fame you need first of all a cosmic shamelessness.
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If two things don't fit, but you believe both of them, thinking that somewhere, hidden, there must be a third thing that…
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The pleasures of love are pains that become desirable, where sweetness and torment blend, and so love is voluntary insanity, infernal paradise,…
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The ideology of this America wants to establish reassurance through Imitation. But profit defeats ideology, because the consumers want to be thrilled…
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The postmodern reply to the modern consists of recognizing that the past, since it cannot really be destroyed, because its destruction leads…
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Every great thinker is someone else's moron.
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When all the archetypes burst out shamelessly, we plumb the depths of Homeric profundity. Two clichés make us laugh but a hundred…
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There are two kinds of friendship: one is genuine affection, the other is inability to refuse.
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American coffee can be a pale solution served at a temperature of 100oC
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There is a constant in the average American imagination and taste, for which the past must be preserved and celebrated in full-scale…
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We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down…
— Calvin Trillin
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A lot of reality shows tend to harp on the negative. The person isn't pretty enough or can't sing well enough or…
— Bruce Nash
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Political satire is a serious thing. In democratic newspapers throughout the world there are daily cartoons that often are not even funny,…
— Umberto Eco
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You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it'll turn around and bite you…
— Steve Irwin
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One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.
— Gerard Way
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Deep inside, she knew who she was, and that person was smart and kind and often even funny, but somehow her personality…
— Julia Quinn
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It's a pain getting dragged around for other people's hobbies and laughing at jokes that aren't even funny
— Faith Barroa
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I hate it when TV shows add background laughter when its not even funny..!!
— Ritu Ghatourey
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I think its sad that people are still being Racist,Colored and whites are BOTH people and BOTH have feelings! Don't judge people…
— Jasmine
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I guess its better then a suicide note? Once my father was joking and laughing about people who killed their selves. Dad…
— Jade
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I don't even know why people joke about self-harm.. Its not even funny.. Since when was cutting,burning, scatching, scraping and so on…
— Jasmine Laura
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What I like the most about you is you can make me laugh when nothing's even funny
— Fad Ibra
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