Epic Quotes
389 quotes by 289 authors
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I'm disappointed *The Social Network* movie about Facebook didn't have an epic Farmville scene.
— Hussein Nishah
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The terror of the unforeseen is what the science of history hides, turning a disaster into an epic.
— Philip Roth
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Everything that's going on within the peloton, there's about ten different races going on. There is also a survival element to it, I love the…
— David Millar
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In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake…
— Thegr81
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Next years Superbowl has been changed to Motel 6. They'll leave the lights on.
— Thegr81
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There's a reason why sober and so bored sound almost exactly the same
— Thegr81
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A Whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke
— Thegr81
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I bet Rihanna will be on the cover of Chris Brown's greatest hits CD.
— Thegr81
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When my hands are cold I warm them between my thighs. Are your ears cold?
— Thegr81
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Mitt Romney spent the day in a tux just in case people came to their senses.
— Thegr81
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When I was a boy, Mom would send me down to the corner store with $1 and I would get 5 bags of potatoes, 2…
— Thegr81
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Every time Nicki Minaj tells someone their voice isn't good enough on Idol, someone is crushed to death by the weight of the irony.
— Thegr81
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I'm going to be the first person to land on the sun! I know what your thinking and thats why I will be going at…
— Thegr81
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I used to say it takes a lot of balls to publicly admit you cheated, but Lance Armstrong proved it only takes one.
— Thegr81
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Before you act, listen. Before you react, think. Before you spend, earn, Before you pray, forgive. Before you post, check for typos.
— Thegr81
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1. Sit down next to stranger on park bench. 2. Place an envelope beside him. 3. Whisper, It has to look like an accident. 4.…
— Thegr81
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Boy:*kneels down on one knee* girl:w-what are y-you doing *blushes like crazy* boy:*looks up nd smiles* Ive been wanting to do this for a long…
— Sheryne Brooks
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Life is an epic full of tremendous acetone we can only strife to survive by standing for other !!! two can play that is the…
— Nkemjika Linus
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I met a guy we talked it was epic but then the sun came up and the sky turned blue and then thats when I…
— Alanna Woodward (mee)
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Expand your mind by challenging your thinking! Be Creative! Be Epic.
— Iyanla Vanzant
Who Wrote These Epic Quotes
289 authors contributed a total of 389 Epic Quotes, led by these top contributors: