Embarrassing Quotes
376 quotes by 324 authors
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Such silly things, children -- and so embarrassing -- because they keep changing themselves out of shame, out of a need to be loved or…
— Gregory Maguire
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The difference between a house and a home is like the difference between a man and a woman-- it might be embarrassing to explain, but…
— Daniel Handler
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Plus it's just embarrassing when someone - oops.' She pressed a hand to her side, and had the blood draining out of Harper's face. 'What?…
— Nora Roberts
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Seeing him like this, dressed just for her in so patent a manner, she could not hold back the fiery blush that rose to her…
— Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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What about your crepe?" "Stuff It." "She's crazy about you," Mavis commented. "It's almost embarrassing, the way she fawns.
— Nora Roberts
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The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always.
— Arthur Miller
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Oh, my god!" I said, throwing my hands over my eyes and hurtling my body against the counter. "What?" "You're naked." "I'm not naked." "I'm…
— Darynda Jones
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Are you kidding?" She looked at me as if I'd just dropped from the moon. Her cheeks were bright red. "What's the problem now?" I…
— Rick Riordan
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Hey. Hands off.†", "“Please. Please, please, soooo pretty. Lemme just have one little touch.†"“Peabody, isn’t it embarrassing enough you’re wearing pink cowboy boots,…
— Nora Roberts
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You can do this" I murmured. "You are my brother. I love you. All the embarrassing bits, all the annoying bits, which I imagine is…
— Rick Riordan
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I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over. Cause if a woman falls over wearing heels, that’s…
— Eddie Izzard
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I think if you like somebody you have to tell them. It might be embarrassing to say it, but you will never regret stepping up.…
— Donald Miller
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Mind your own Brazilian!" The words fly out of my mouth before I can stop them. Oops. OK. The trick when you've said something embarrassing…
— Sophie Kinsella
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I can finally see that all the terrible parts of my life, the embarrassing parts, the incidents I wanted to pretend never happened, and the…
— Jenny Lawson
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Be equal to your talent, not your age. At times let the gap between them be embarrassing.
— Yevgeny Yevtushenko
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It does not make sense. It cannot exist. It's impossible, and if it isn't impossible, it's irrelevant, and if it isn't either of those things,…
— Philip Pullman
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I really do believe that there are those who would like and trust me better if they saw me weeping into a whisky, making a…
— Stephen Fry
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Amazing.†Hi stripped off his shirt, wrung it out. “Score one for your honker.†“Thanks, I think.†I cocked my chin at Hi’s substantial midsection.…
— Kathy Reichs
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My grandpa always said asking a question is embarrassing for a moment, but not asking is embarrassing for a lifetime.
— Haruki Murakami
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God, you mean I lost my virginity to the apocalypse?" Morgan sighed again. "The whole thing was really embarrassing; my parents sent me to Brooklyn…
— Scott Westerfeld
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