Embarrassing Quotes

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Iâ€™ve met plenty of embarrassing parents, but Kronos, the evil Titan Lord who wanted to destroy Western Civilization? Not the kind of dad you invited… — Rick Riordan
Look, you can date whoever you want and I will totally support you. I am all about support. Support is my middle name.â€ â€œSo thatâ€™s… — Cassandra Clare
I feel like a lot of life is distasteful and embarrassing. And you just push through it. You fix what you can, and you let… — Curtis Sittenfeld
In the end, I had to call myself a faggot, which really annoyed me, because 1. I don't think that word should ever be used… — John Green
Roarke: The bodies of the three men were found floating in the Chattahoochee River. Eve: I think it'd be embarrassing to be dead in the… — Nora Roberts
For the record, surgeries aren't pretty. there's a hideous sense of intimately inappropriate exposure to another human being, and it feel something like accidentally walking… — Jim Butcher
You are well aware of your effect on women, and I'm sure it gratifies you no end to watch them sigh and salivate over your… — Loretta Chase
The fragility of love is what is most at stake hereâ€”humanity's most crucial three-word avowal is often uttered only to find itself suddenly embarrassing or… — Christopher Hitchens
When you're walking home at night, do you even get creeped out and even though it's silly and embarrassing you just want to run home?"… — John Green
Have you ever noticed how parents can go from the most wonderful people in the world to totally embarrassing in three seconds? — Rick Riordan
It was strange and amusing...and, honestly, a bit embarrassing...to realize how much being near Bella had softened me. It seemed like no one was afraid… — Stephenie Meyer
How embarrassing to be human. — Kurt Vonnegut
Itâ€™s the way he had a cup of tea waiting for me when I woke up. Itâ€™s the way he turned on his laptop especially… — Sophie Kinsella
I want you to know, chickens arenâ€™t sexy. Not to me.â€ This was met with silence. â€œAre you there?â€ She was slurring her words now,… — Jill Shalvis
So in addition to a feisty new Black Court partner in the war dance between the Council and the Vampire Courts, I also got angry… — Jim Butcher
And she looks at me with her eyes open wide and a face that says: Oh my God, I'm muckin' around in my sexy Jesus-boots,… — Jaclyn Moriarty
I am not insane," he said. "A woman of your highly advanced intellect ought to be able to perceive that I am in love. With… — Loretta Chase
Annabeth Thalia and I hadn't seen each other in months but between the blizzard and the thought of what we were about to do we… — Rick Riordan
I think-I need to ask an embarrassing question. Do you think I could borrow a pair of scrubs? I-uh-my pants-" "Oh!" Cried the poor nurse.… — Maggie Stiefvater
My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents. — Russell Brand

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