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You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven. — Dennis Miller
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. — Spike Milligan
I had to weave and play around with a honey bear, you know, and I could wrestle with him a little bit, but there's no… — Leslie Nielsen
When I was a kid, phone calls were a premium commodity; only the very coolest kids had a phone line of their own, and long-distance… — Susan Orlean
She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. — Joan Rivers
The secret is to work less as individuals and more as a team. As a coach, I play not my eleven best, but my best… — Knute Rockne
I've been homeless. I've worked at 7-Eleven. — Dennis Rodman
For eleven months and maybe about twenty days each year, we concentrate upon the shortcomings of others, but for a few days at the turn… — Arthur Hays Sulzberger
One hundred religious persons knit into a unity by careful organizations do not constitute a church any more than eleven dead men make a football… — Aiden Wilson Tozer
I wear jeans and a T-shirt sometimes. I just like clothes - since the first time I can remember, like age ten or eleven; I… — Paul Weller
All those lessons that I've learned on the court, I have applied them to my life outside of the court in business, my company, called… — Venus Williams
It was about eleven o'clock in the morning, mid October, with the sun not shining and a look of hard wet rain in the clearness… — Raymond Chandler
I had neither kith nor kin in England, and was therefore as free as air -- or as free as an income of eleven shillings… — Arthur Conan Doyle
At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky,… — P.G. Wodehouse
Anyone who is in love is making love the whole time, even when they're not. When two bodies meet, it is just the cup overflowing.… — Paulo Coelho
Junior was eleven. The statement is significant. There are a few peevish people in the world who believe that all eleven-year-old boys ought to be… — Bess Streeter Aldrich
Tom had traveled around the sun eleven times when the delivery truck brought his mother's newest fridge, but a number doesn't really describe his age. — N.D. Wilson
The clock struck eleven and cat the vampire huntress was on the loose, except my battle armor was a push-up bra, curled hair, and a… — Jeaniene Frost
eleven months. now she's gone gone as they go. — Charles Bukowski
Dear God. Not only am I unemployed and homeless, but I also have a pregnant woman, bereaved dog, elephant, and eleven horses to take care… — Sara Gruen
…and I’m thinking how nothing is as simple as you guess-not right or wrong, not Judd Travers, not even me or this dog I got… — Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
The main question to a novel is -- did it amuse? were you surprised at dinner coming so soon? did you mistake eleven for ten?… — Sydney Smith
Instinct tells me to go to Hannah's, but she doesn't live there anymore and that's when I realize the major difference between my mother and… — Melina Marchetta
The only bright spot in the entire evening was the presence of Kevin "Tubby" Matchwell, the eleven-year-old porker who tackled the role of Santa with… — David Sedaris
I was eleven when my father left, so neither of us really knew our fathers. I’d met mine of course, but then I only knew… — Lloyd Jones

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