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Electric Quotes by Douglas Adams
- High on a rocky promontory sat an Electric Monk on a bored horse.
- The Electric Monk was a labour-saving device, like a dishwasher or a video recorder... Electric Monks believed things for you, thus saving you what was…
- Our favourite item was the balcony that overlooked the sea because it had an awning that you lowered by pressing an electric switch. The switch…
- Unfortunately this Electric Monk had developed a fault, and had started to believe all kinds of things, more or less at random. It was even…
- Now the world has gone to bed, Darkness won't engulf my head, I can see by infrared, How I hate the night. Now I lay…
More Electric Quotes
- We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it… — Dave Barry
- A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. — Erma Bombeck
- Publicity is justly commended as a remedy for social and industrial diseases. Sunlight is said to be the best of disinfectants; electric… — Louis D. Brandeis
- Technology is such a broad kind of term, it really applies to so many things, from the electric light to running cars… — Jeff Bridges
- If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of… — Lenny Bruce
- When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle.… — George Carlin
- I've always been at war with the guitar. All vocalists are fighting a war with the electric rhythm guitar. — Nick Cave
- Oil is a very valuable resource for life - electric heaters. We must have to transition ourselves to a post-oil era. And… — Hugo Chavez
- I wanted an electric train for Christmas but I got the saxophone instead. — Clarence Clemons
- I probably wouldn't be a good spokesman for an electric car, because I'll still get on a private jet, and one flight… — George Clooney
- I suppose when I started playing guitar, it was the means to an end. I never thought of myself as a fully… — Ian Anderson
- When I was a teenager, I really didn't like loud rock music. I listened to jazz and blues and folk music. I've… — Ian Anderson