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Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives? — Steven Wright
That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them. — Dorothy Parker
Mother, I am young. Mother, I am just eighteen. I am strong. I will work hard, Mother. But I do not want this child to… — Betty Smith
When you can carry five full dinner platters on your left arm, you should be able to vote, even if you're not eighteen. — Joan Bauer
The way I see it, living in New Jersey is a challenge, what with the toxic waste and the eighteen wheelers and the armed schizophrenics."… — Janet Evanovich
We were eighteen and had begun to love life and the world; and we had to shoot it to pieces. The first bomb, the first… — Erich Maria Remarque
I dance with people I despise; amuse myself with men whose only talent lies in their feet, gain the disapprobation of people I honor and… — Kate Chopin
For us lads of eighteen they ought to have been mediators and guides to the world of maturity, the world of work, of duty, of… — Erich Maria Remarque
It's a fairly accurate portrait of me at eighteen, minus a few quirks like reckless driving and eating binges. It's accurate but it isn't profound. — Susanna Kaysen
Eighteen luscuios scrumpitous flavors, Chocolate,Lime and Cherry Coffee,Pumpkin, Fudge-Banana, Caramel Cream and boysenberry. Rocky Road and Toasted Almond, Butterscotch,Vanilla Dip, Butter Brinkle, Apple Ripple,Coconut,and Mocha… — Shel Silverstein
And although I broke a lot of laws as a teenager, I straightened out immediately upon turning eighteen, when I realized the state had a… — George Carlin
Once I turned eighteen, I could cut myself off from everyone and finally get what I wanted, which was to be on my own, once… — Sarah Dessen
i was joking with isabelle about vampires right before it happened. just trying to make her laugh, you know? what freaks out jewish vanpires? silver… — Cassandra Clare
How many of them were there?' Her voice wasn't joking around. Eighteen. Hundred.' Four,' Blaylock interjected. 'An honor guard of four.' What did they work… — J R Ward
His conviction of having no purpose in life other than to act as a distillation of poison was part of the ego of an eighteen-year-old.… — Yukio Mishima
Fine," Connor tells him. "Think about stuff until your head explodes. But the only thing I want to think about is surviving to eighteen." I… — Neal Shusterman
But family life sometimes had a vortex, like weather. It could be like a tornado in a quiet zigzag: get close enough and you might… — Lorrie Moore
I don't know," I said. "What else did you do for your first eighteen years?" "Like I said," he said as I unlocked the car,… — Sarah Dessen
He has no right to threaten my boyfriends. I'm eighteen. An adult. I don't need his help. I can threaten my boyfriends myself. — Richelle Mead
I ate her cooking for eighteen years," he whispered. "You get used to it." "Oh yeah, when?" "I think it happened around the seventeenth year,"… — Michael Buckley
Imagine you're a forty-year-old, Richard," Hamilton said to me around this time, while working as a salesman at a Radio Shack in Lynn Valley,"and suddenly… — Douglas Coupland
People get stupid when they're in love; people want what they can't have; and the years between ages twelve and eighteen always, always suck. — Claudia Gray
Like the morning you walked out of that old house, when you were eighteen and I was, well, I had just turned nineteen, hadn't I?… — Michael Cunningham
Morrigan "Don't worry I'm following my instincts." Birkita "Perhaps you could find a way to prudently follow your instincts" Morrigan "I'm eighteen, nothing I do… — P. C. Cast
Where is Wilkins, anyway?" Cameron asked. "In the living room, being accosted by eighteen women who think he's a stripper. I thought it was best… — Julie James

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