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It really is the year 2007. Which means I must be... Oh my God. I'm twenty-eight. I'm old. — Sophie Kinsella
Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?" Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight. — Groucho Marx
Theophilus Crowe's mobile phone played eight bars of "Tangled Up in Blue" in an irritating electronic voice that sounded like a choir of suffering houseflies,… — Christopher Moore
So, what do you do when you know you have two days to live? Eat an entire Bitter Chocolate Death cake all by myself. Reread… — Robin McKinley
To Armenians, half Armenians, quarter Armenians, and one-eight Armenians. Sixteen and thirty-second Armenians, and other winners, are likelier to be happy with a useful book — William Saroyan
Can I ask you something personal?â€ Six inches but I tell everyone eight. — John Barnes
(The new boyfriend) knows I write every day for hours but has no idea that all Iâ€™m writing about is me. It seems wiser to… — Augusten Burroughs
The optimum population is modeled on the iceberg- eight-ninths below the water line, one-ninth above. — Aldous Huxley
Jane-Sweetie, we've talked about your weight-" my mother began. I'm only eight years old," I said. "How about I promise to be anorexic later? — James Patterson
A Poem from Edna St. Vincent Millay: Grown-up Was it for this I uttered prayers, And sobbed and cursed and kicked the stairs, That now,… — Edna St. Vincent Millay
I watched my beautiful sister running . . . and I knew she was not running away from me or toward me. Like someone who… — Alice Sebold
If your opponent has you by fifty pounds, winning a fight against him is a dubious proposition, at best. If your opponent has you by… — Jim Butcher
Are you sure you want to go out with someone with that kind of history? ...He could have a psychotic break. I read that people… — Maggie Stiefvater
Iâ€™ve never enjoyed myself more than I have the past forty-eight hours, during which Iâ€™ve been trapped in a car with one of the worst… — Meg Cabot
The cruellest thing you can do to Kerouac is reread him at thirty-eight. — Hanif Kureishi
There was a man and he had eight sons. Apart from that, he was nothing more than a comma on the page of History. It's… — Terry Pratchett
Scramblers deactivated, then? Well here's some good news. You feel no pain. You will go straight to a hospital. Remember nothing of this place. And… — Joss Whedon
I wish he hadn't gone and cut his hair. He looks about eight years old. His ears have tripled in size. Everyone's started calling him… — Sonya Sones
Even at the age of eight she would fall asleep by pressing one hand into the other and making believe she was holding the hand… — Milan Kundera
Just how many sisters do you have? (Valerius) Eight. (Tabitha) Eight? (Valerius) What? (Tabitha) I'm just pitying whatever poor males lived in that house with… — Sherrilyn Kenyon

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