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• Getting married is like putting one's hand in a bag containing 99 serpents and one eel. — Thomas More
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• I hate a style, as I do a garden, that is wholly flat and regular; that slides along like an eel, and… — William Shenstone
• POLITICIAN, n. An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure of organized society is reared. When he wriggles, he mistakes… — Ambrose Bierce
• The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to… — W.C. Fields
• In Spain, attempting to obtain a chicken salad sandwich, you wind up with a dish whose name, when you look it up… — Dave Barry
• A mere index hunter, who held the eel of science by the tail. Index-hunter is a term used mockingly, meaning one who… — Tobias Smollett
• It's just that to a lot of British people George Bush represents the worst of all things American. He's the right-wing Christian… — Graham Joyce

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