Dumpty Quotes

28 Dumpty quotes by 20 unique authors

'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, 'it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more… — Lewis Carroll
After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall. — Colin Mochrie
I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg. — Ricky Gervais
You know, the cure for all this talk is really a good dose of incompetent government. You get that alternative and you'll never put Singapore… — Lee Kuan Yew
It's actually as simple as this. New authors, building their customer base, need physical bookshops. Physical bookshops are lovely tactile, friendly, expert, welcoming places. Physical… — Tim Waterstone
'Who's been repeating all that hard stuff to you?' 'I read it in a book,' said Alice. 'But I had some poetry repeated to me,… — Lewis Carroll
When I heard, Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, I thought, Did he fall or was he pushed? — P.D. James
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall with a joint, drinking some eight-ball. — Ice Cube
My work life makes much less sense now than 20 years ago. It's Humpty-Dumpty-like in a way; I can't put the pieces back together. — Kiki Smith
You have a diasporic black world, and the only way to put it back together again is symbolic. It's like Humpty Dumpty. Whoever could edit… — Henry Louis Gates
When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more… — Lewis Carroll
I mean, what is an un-birthday present?" A present given when it isn't your birthday, of course." Alice considered a little. "I like birthday presents… — Lewis Carroll
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men Couldn't put Humpty together… — Lewis Carroll
Must a name mean something?" Alice asked doubtfully. Of course it must," Humpty Dumpty said with a short laugh; "my name means the shape I… — Lewis Carroll
We are like Humpty Dumpty and all these king's horses and all these king's men cannot put us back together again — Gayle Forman
Hickory dickory dock my daddy’s nuts from shell shock. Humpty dumpty thought he was wise till gas came along and burned out his eyes. A… — Dalton Trumbo
And if you take one from three hundred and sixty-five what remains?" "Three hundred and sixty-four, of course." Humpty Dumpty looked doubtful, "I'd rather see… — Lewis Carroll
Jack and Jill went up the hill and did it in the water Jack slipped His condom ripped and they ended up having a daughter.… — Broken Soul
That's where Humpty Dumpty went lolz — Celeste Hartman
Humpty Dumpty f*cked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor, all the kings horses and all the kings men, laid the b*tch down… — SHEYA
Sluts should be called, Humpty Dumpty. First they get humped, then they get dumped.. — Green Monk
Humpty Dumpty f@ked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor, all the kings horses and all the kings men, laid the bitch down… — Ronnie
Dear Humpty Dumpty, you are not the only one who falls and breaks into pieces. Sincerely, The Heart. — Zariahh Renee!(:
Hearts are fragile. Why would you break them. I feel the story Humpty Dumpty wasn't at all about an egg but a princess's heart. None… — Keith Penney
Your heart may break but all you need is someone to pick up the pieces like humpty dumpty and put all the pieces back together… — Kevin McCarty

Who Wrote These Dumpty Quotes

20 authors contributed a total of 28 Dumpty Quotes as follows: